urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway

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ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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jeszing:

the best part of summer is that you dont even care that its sunday

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